Monday, July 20, 2009

Thoughts For The Week: Golf


Golf !!!!!!

Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk. ~Grantland Rice

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ~John Updike

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf. ~Robert Lynd

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. ~A.A. Milne

Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious. ~P.G. Wodehouse, A Mixed Threesome, 1922

Fifty years ago, 100 white men chasing one black man across a field was called the Ku Klux Klan. Today it's called the PGA Tour. ~Author uncertain, attributed to Alex Hay

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer

I'm about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That's the distance my left ear is from my right. ~Ben Crenshaw

Golf is like a love affair. If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. ~Arthur Daley

Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it. ~Ted Ray, Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. ~Paul Gallico

Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. ~Author Unknown

If profanity had an influence on the flight of the ball, the game of golf would be played far better than it is. ~Horace G. Hutchinson

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ~Sam Snead

Compiled by Michelle Govender
Association Minute Secretary

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