- Your dog rides in your van more than your wife does.
- You wear specific hats to tool sales, equipment auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and while on holiday.
- You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
- You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
- You can remember the square footage, pounds of nails required, crew labor rates and permit delays on a house you built 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
- You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
- You have driven off the road while checking out the new housing development in your neighborhood.
- You have 'borrowed' gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
- You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
- You've used the same knife to exterminate vermin and peel apples.
Ernest Roper
Durban Regional Manager
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